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I Only Attack After Coffee — Glossed Cork Gaming Coaster
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Add some battlefield humor to your desk or coffee table with this premium glossed cork coaster. The design shows a cartoon soldier guarding the only loot that matters first thing in the morning: a hot cup of coffee.
Perfect for gamers, coffee lovers, and anyone who levels up after their morning cup.
A broken supply crate, sandbags, and a watchtower silhouette complete the military-camp vibe, making it a perfect accessory for gamers who won’t launch an attack until they’ve had their brew.
Crafted from eco-friendly cork and durable MDF, this coaster is both sustainable and functional. The high-gloss top adds a polished finish, while the cork base absorbs moisture and keeps surfaces protected.
More details
- Made with absorbent cork— renewable & biodegradable
- High gloss coating on top
- Features sturdy Medium Density Fibreboard
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Grand Gamer
- Email: contact@support.grandgamer.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Size: 3.74″×3.74″
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.